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do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

(via bigfluffycat)

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learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

(Source: blowjobs-from-xenomorphs, via delightsandescapes)

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idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk

(via greetings)

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Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

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"What do you plan to do with your future?"


(via tardispants)

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